Slice Slice Baby Engraved Cutting Board

Crafted for Kitchens That Don’t Take Themselves Too Seriously

Every Slice Slice Baby board is engraved to order in the USA and built to last. Whether you’re prepping, serving, or just showing off your personality, this funny cutting board is equal parts durable and delightful — the perfect gift for anyone who loves a kitchen pun.

Choose Your Wood

• Maple finish: Light tone with smooth texture for a clean, modern look.
• Bamboo: Golden hue with natural grain that engraves beautifully.
• Walnut: Rich brown color and deep contrast when engraved.
• Paddle style: Convenient handle for serving and display.

Care Instructions

• Clean gently: Hand wash only with mild soap and warm water. Avoid soaking or dishwashers, which can cause swelling or cracks over time.
• Dry completely: Air dry upright to prevent moisture from settling into the wood grain, which helps reduce warping and bacterial growth.
• Oil regularly: Recondition your board monthly with food-grade mineral oil or a beeswax blend to seal and hydrate the wood fibers. Oiling creates a natural barrier that repels water, prevents splitting, and enhances the grain’s richness over time. Consistent conditioning keeps the surface smooth, prevents drying, and extends the board’s life for years of everyday use.

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